Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sarah Palin's NEW Plan To Retain Fame and Achieve Fortune - SUE THE INTERNETS™!

Shannyn Moore, gird your loins for a legal battle, and such as!

AK Muckraker, you're next! And also!

Via her Twitter pages, Sarah Palin's made it clear that her attorney, Thomas V. Van Flein, is not going to take this "reporting of rumors" by those Alaska bloggers lying down!

He's gonna sue the Internets™ if he has to!

Sound unbelievable? Check it out on Sarah's BFF, Greta Van Susteren's (the woman with the biggest Sarah Palin girl-crush ever) page... but frankly, I like Wonkette's take on the whole shebang a whole lot better.

This just gets richer and richer.

Dear Mr. Van Flein:
Stop being an idiot. Everyone knows you can't sue the Internets™.
It's just a Series Of Tubes!

Dear Soon-to-be Ex Governor Palin:
Since you've taken to heart the advice of the late President Harry S Truman -

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen," let me add this not-so memorable addendum:

Once you're out of the kitchen, stay the hell out.

Please.

h/t to cminri

6 comments:

kodiakgriff said...

I just keep trying to remember which celeb said "even bad publicity is still publicity".
Folks are looking forward to the outcome of this sad melodrama more than a pack of third graders waiting for Santa.
BTW how can she take one for the team when she was never really a team player?

ZIRGAR said...

I wish I could say that I feel your Alaskan pain by having Palin as governer, and soon to be erstwhile governor, but I can't because I don't think there has ever been anyone else as stupid, lacking in common sense, arrogant, unrepentantly and defiantly clueless, self-serving and self-aggrandising all at the same time as Mrs Palin. She's an unprecedented marvel! But, not in any good kind of way. Still, hopefully she's not only out of your collective hair, but out of everyone else's too.

Wolfe Tone said...

Griff,

You and I are in complete agreement about the entire concept of Palin "taking one for the team."
Regarding her penchant for publicity - I'll leave you with this:

"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."

Brendan Behan
Irish rebel, author & dramatist (1923 - 1964)

kodiakgriff said...

Wolfe,
we may disagree on some things, but not most.
Sleante, siochain, & rathunas.

Wolfe Tone said...

Thanks, Griff.
"Fad saol agat" back at ya.

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