Friday, November 20, 2009

Andrew Halcro Reads "Going Rogue," Part Trois

In which Sarah refrains from tossing her cookies... at those no-goodnick "big three" oil guys, that is.

The never-ending stupid saga of Sarah.

h/t to Andrew Halcro.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Andrew Halcro Reads From "Going Rogue," Part Deux

Once again, Andrew skewers Palin in a "Masterpiece Theatre" sort of way... and goes "off-script" to help Sarah make her point about the "Condescending Couric."

Keep 'em coming, Mr. Halcro!

h/t to Alaska Dispatch and Own The Sidewalk
Oh. And Andrew Halcro himself.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Andrew Halcro Reads From "Going Rogue"

It's almost like "A Night Before Christmas" or something, and it's far too funny not to share.

Not bad for an "effete limo driver," Mr. Halcro!

I hope there are more installments to come!

h/t to Alaska Dispatch and We're Not That Stupid!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Somebody Just Shoot Me. Please.

I know, I know, I've said (repeatedly now) that I'd shut up about Sarah Palin.

But she just won't go away.

She's like genital warts or something.

Sarah's on a promotional tour for her book, "Going Rogue," and as such is the darling of the talk show circuit right now. After all, she's outrageous, so therefore makes good copy.

In addition (also through her book), she has gained a lot of maybe not so complimentary publicity... for instance, the Associated Press assigned a few fact-checkers to it, and they found out that in the "Truth Department," Sarah has been found seriously wanting (something that's been well-known to most Alaskans).

As a matter of fact, she accuses the AP of "Opposition Research" for taking the time to verify claims in her work of fiction memoir.

But hey - the only bad press is an obituary, I guess.

Between her comments to Oprah about the father of her grandchild "doing porn" (though not a word about her BFF, Carrie Prejean and her 7 or 8 "solo" sex tapes - I guess Jesus approves of those) to the revelation in her book that that she only did the Couric interview out of pity (to bolster Katie's self-esteem, you betcha) she's definitely a headline grabber.

How long will it take before the media will stop providing the pole for this attention whore's dance, and relegate her to the same category as Balloon Boy's Parents?

It's getting harder and harder to keep my head from exploding.